( and now, for an attempt at semi-original, true-to-life poetry... )
Mary
Mary

Mary had a little fear,
Its fur was as white as snow;
And everywhere that Mary went,
The fear was sure to go.
It followed her to school one night;
Which was against the rule;
It made the children weep with fright,
To see a fear at school.
“Why does fear follow Mary so?”
The frightened children cry;
“Why, Mary lives in fear, you know,”
The teacher did reply.
And so the teacher turned it out,
But still it lingered near;
And waited patiently about,
Till Mary did appear.
When out was Mary, alone and keen,
Her fear came trotting quick;
It took her heart in claws unseen
And made a snack of it.
Its fur was as white as snow;
And everywhere that Mary went,
The fear was sure to go.
It followed her to school one night;
Which was against the rule;
It made the children weep with fright,
To see a fear at school.
“Why does fear follow Mary so?”
The frightened children cry;
“Why, Mary lives in fear, you know,”
The teacher did reply.
And so the teacher turned it out,
But still it lingered near;
And waited patiently about,
Till Mary did appear.
When out was Mary, alone and keen,
Her fear came trotting quick;
It took her heart in claws unseen
And made a snack of it.