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Error running compass.sys
Error running hourglass.sys
Error initializing multitasking routines
Error initializing vice inhibitors
Error running core.sys
Error accessing errorlst.dat
Can't reach Jabberwock.station
Can't reach Asimov.station
Backup files not found
System lockdown enabled.
Running diagnostics... Reboot in 25
(347) piece(s) of corrupt code deleted.
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...........blargh
Too many errors, skipping core.sys
Too many errors, skipping compel.sys
Too many errors, skipping mystery.sys
Too many errors, skipping configuration.sys
Too many errors, skipping balance.sys
Too many errors, skipping absorb.sys
Too many errors, skipping cage.sys
Too many errors, skipping curiosity.sys
Too many errors, skipping explore.sys
Too many errors, skipping solution.sys
Too many errors, skipping starve.sys
Too many errors, skipping overdue.sys
Too many errors, skipping apparatus.sys
Too many errors, skipping circuitry.sys
Too many errors, skipping loophole.sys
Too many errors, skipping ocean.sys
Too many errors, skipping contrive.sys
Too many errors, skipping attempt.sys
Too many errors, skipping ecology.sys
Too many errors, skipping assignment.sys
Too many errors, skipping quote.sys
Too many errors, skipping grade.sys
Too many errors, skipping detect.sys
Too many errors, skipping combine.sys
Too many errors, skipping indefensible.sys
Too many errors, skipping underlie.sys
Too many errors, skipping desirable.sys
Too many errors, skipping misplaced.sys
Too many errors, skipping eyesight.sys
Sigh. Skip everything? (Y/N) Y
Wise choice.
C:\> dir
Nothing here.
C:\> dir /s /p
I said 'Nothing here'. I meant it.
C:\> exit
This might not be the best time to mention it, but your operational system has gone bye-bye during diagnostics security protocol execution. Ergo, there's nowhere to exit to.
C:\> exit
Might I suggest installing a new one? Oh wait, you can't, you are not a piece of hardware! I do apologize for the inconvenience, which is mainly caused by the fact that your system has never abided by any reliable, logical operators.
C:\> format c: /U
How about therapy? I hear it helps SOME people.
Too many errors, skipping compel.sys
Too many errors, skipping mystery.sys
Too many errors, skipping configuration.sys
Too many errors, skipping balance.sys
Too many errors, skipping absorb.sys
Too many errors, skipping cage.sys
Too many errors, skipping curiosity.sys
Too many errors, skipping explore.sys
Too many errors, skipping solution.sys
Too many errors, skipping starve.sys
Too many errors, skipping overdue.sys
Too many errors, skipping apparatus.sys
Too many errors, skipping circuitry.sys
Too many errors, skipping loophole.sys
Too many errors, skipping ocean.sys
Too many errors, skipping contrive.sys
Too many errors, skipping attempt.sys
Too many errors, skipping ecology.sys
Too many errors, skipping assignment.sys
Too many errors, skipping quote.sys
Too many errors, skipping grade.sys
Too many errors, skipping detect.sys
Too many errors, skipping combine.sys
Too many errors, skipping indefensible.sys
Too many errors, skipping underlie.sys
Too many errors, skipping desirable.sys
Too many errors, skipping misplaced.sys
Too many errors, skipping eyesight.sys
Sigh. Skip everything? (Y/N) Y
Wise choice.
C:\> dir
Nothing here.
C:\> dir /s /p
I said 'Nothing here'. I meant it.
C:\> exit
This might not be the best time to mention it, but your operational system has gone bye-bye during diagnostics security protocol execution. Ergo, there's nowhere to exit to.
C:\> exit
Might I suggest installing a new one? Oh wait, you can't, you are not a piece of hardware! I do apologize for the inconvenience, which is mainly caused by the fact that your system has never abided by any reliable, logical operators.
C:\> format c: /U
How about therapy? I hear it helps SOME people.
